Sunday, March 13, 2016
So I'm doing some chain sawing today - it's tough work cutting shrub branches - and I got to thinking about all of those other burly lumberjacks out there in their burly lumberjack outfits with matching burly lumberjack shoes and this is the thing: I don't think juggling running chainsaws is nearly as hard as they make it out to be. In fact I think it's quite simple: you just take a couple of chainsaws like these. Then you fire 'em up and duct tape the button thingy down so the chain keeps moving even though no one is holding the handle - what the faint of heart call a 'safety' feature. You do it just like this....then you hold them like this and toss one and then the other lickety split into the air and....oops.....dang.